In November 2009, a self-proclaimed Archaeology Lifer found herself employed as a Flight Attendant. She's not sure how it happened. No one really is. Here's what happened next...

 

I’m declaring tomorrow Only Child Day

jheath:

Posting a bunch of pictures of me as a kid not sharing shit.

Love it. I’m in.

I’ve been living a three year long, modern version of Pride and Prejudice, and I’ve just realised that Mr Darcy may have been a bit of a jerk at first but overall he’s actually not a huge tool and may, in fact, be completely perfect.

Elizabeth Bennett (aka Hannah, the idealistic twit who reads too much) is such a dumbass.

jheath:

Are you doing okay? Like do you need a moment to yourself, man? It’s all good. I won’t judge you, I’m just a gas pump.

jheath:

Are you doing okay? Like do you need a moment to yourself, man? It’s all good. I won’t judge you, I’m just a gas pump.

kirstielovesart:

thevirginharry:

remember swine flu reblog if ur a tru 2009 kid

People were practically drinking hand sanitizer during that shit

I had it. Yay.

jimmyhowie:

YOU GET A GOAL… YOU GET A GOAL… YOU GET A GOAL… EVERYONE GETS A GOAL

TWO FOR YOU ZACK SMITH YOU GO ZACK SMITH.

I’m drunk enough that I just went to the Daniel Alfredsson tag for the first time since y’know and now I want to cry soooooooo.

Get to Know Me, Get to Know me Uncomfortably Well

1. What is you middle name?

2. How old are you?

3. What is your birthday?

4. What is your zodiac sign?

5. What is your favorite color?

6. What's your lucky number?

7. Do you have any pets?

8. Where are you from?

9. How tall are you?

10. What shoe size are you?

11. How many pairs of shoes do you own?

12. What was your last dream about?

13. What talents do you have?

14. Are you psychic in any way?

15. Favorite song?

16. Favorite movie?

17. Who would be your ideal partner?

18. Do you want children?

19. Do you want a church wedding?

20. Are you religious?

21. Have you ever been to the hospital?

22. Have you ever got in trouble with the law?

23. Have you ever met any celebrities?

24. Baths or showers?

25. What color socks are you wearing?

26. Have you ever been famous?

27. Would you like to be a big celebrity?

28. What type of music do you like?

29. Have you ever been skinny dipping?

30. How many pillows do you sleep with?

31. What position do you usually sleep in?

32. How big is your house?

33. What do you typically have for breakfast?

34. Have you ever fired a gun?

35. Have you ever tried archery?

36. Favorite clean word?

37. Favorite swear word?

38. What's the longest you've ever gone without sleep?

39. Do you have any scars?

40. Have you ever had a secret admirer?

41. Are you a good liar?

42. Are you a good judge of character?

43. Can you do any other accents other than your own?

44. Do you have a strong accent?

45. What is your favorite accent?

46. What is your personality type?

47. What is your most expensive piece of clothing?

48. Can you curl your tongue?

49. Are you an innie or an outie?

50. Left or right handed?

51. Are you scared of spiders?

52. Favorite food?

53. Favorite foreign food?

54. Are you a clean or messy person?

55. Most used phrased?

56. Most used word?

57. How long does it take for you to get ready?

58. Do you have much of an ego?

59. Do you suck or bite lollipops?

60. Do you talk to yourself?

61. Do you sing to yourself?

62. Are you a good singer?

63. Biggest Fear?

64. Are you a gossip?

65. Best dramatic movie you've seen?

66. Do you like long or short hair?

67. Can you name all 50 states of America?

68. Favorite school subject?

69. Extrovert or Introvert?

70. Have you ever been scuba diving?

71. What makes you nervous?

72. Are you scared of the dark?

73. Do you correct people when they make mistakes?

74. Are you ticklish?

75. Have you ever started a rumor?

76. Have you ever been in a position of authority?

77. Have you ever drank underage?

78. Have you ever done drugs?

79. Who was your first real crush?

80. How many piercings do you have?

81. Can you roll your Rs?"

82. How fast can you type?

83. How fast can you run?

84. What color is your hair?

85. What color is your eyes?

86. What are you allergic to?

87. Do you keep a journal?

88. What do your parents do?

89. Do you like your age?

90. What makes you angry?

91. Do you like your own name?

92. Have you already thought of baby names, and if so what are they?

93. Do you want a boy a girl for a child?

94. What are you strengths?

95. What are your weaknesses?

96. How did you get your name?

97. Were your ancestors royalty?

98. Do you have any scars?

99. Color of your bedspread?

100. Color of your room?

fortheloveofflight:

tookmyskull:

This is the funniest (and possibly the most accurate) explanation I’ve ever read.

"America waits till Germany is about to fall over from sustained punching from Britain and France, then walks over and smashes it with a barstool, then pretends it won the fight all by itself." Best line there.

Best thing on the Internet. Ever.

(Source: ask-innocence)

vincecarters:

Fighting to keep his confidence by moonlight
Taking endless amounts of shit by daylight
Never running from a real fight!
He is the one named Sailor Reims!
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Is this a thing that needed to happen?

clarkethesharkmacarthur:

one time i lost marks on an essay because the TA thought my thesis was “arguable”

that is the point of a thesis

keep reading and you’ll understand

I got marked low once because my twat prof thought my thesis went directly against what she had taught us (the topic was chivalry and whether or not it gave power to the woman. I said it didn’t but she thought it did). So she almost failed me in the paper.

Same woman who taught us that universities were originally designed for people to argue about theories and opinions and that we should still try to cling to that….
University, eh?

Man critically ill in Saskatoon after travel to Africa - Saskatchewan - CBC News

steamdragon:

mmm ebola

Fuck.