In November 2009, a self-proclaimed Archaeology Lifer found herself employed as a Flight Attendant. She's not sure how it happened. No one really is. Here's what happened next...
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Shout out to the Ottawa Senators for making me cry at work yesterday (Particularly Alfie for that goal). Stop fucking with my emotions you heartless bastards (I love you all…)
Also a shout out to the two players who checked out my boobs when they were leaving and I was waiting for the shuttle to go to the employee car park - you made my week, and I’ve now got a new favourite bra.
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if I am not mistaken, the song is Chelsea Dagger, and ever since that time a couple years back the Hawks eliminated the Canucks from the playoffs, I swear to god it has unofficially been outlawed from the province of BC…More or lessOH OH OH. I did hear about that. That’s super dumb. I also know that Chicago doesn’t like when other people use it. Which is also dumb.
Jesus I was dancing to that in the nightclubs in Spain in 2007… Best track off the Fratellis first album, but it’s soooo old now!!!!
Actual tears of laughter. You wonderful, wonderful man!
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THIS FROZE ON THE SENATORS OPTION AND I’M DYING RIGHT NOW IT’S MEANT TO BE GUYS DO IT FOR ALFIE
EDIT IT KEEPS DOING IT!!!! I CAN’T HANDLE THIS
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this man gets us.
So accurate it hurts.
Can someone please link me the original video for this?!
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On a scale of 1 to Alfredsson how afraid of the penalty box are you?
The more I watch this the funnier it gets! He’s like a cat being forced towards a bathtub full of water! Bless his heart! <3
My family is going to meet the Sens at the airport and I’m stuck in Toronto :(
The one day this week so far I’m not at the airport… friiiig.
@DAlfredsson11
GUUUUYS! BEST DAY OF LIFE! EVER!!!
KARLSSON, GUYS!!!!!
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SCREAMING AND CRYING RIGHT NOW!!! HE’S BACK!!!! <3
Day three of the ATC furlough in the states and I’m sick of trying to explain it to my coworkers. They’re like totally shocked and confused. How am I the only one around here who seems to know about it? Even my managers are like “Wait, what?” Like, we work for a US BASED CARRIER PEOPLE, pay a little bit of fucking attention once in a while.
And then one manager who hadn’t even heard about it until I told him five seconds previously told me I was wrong and didn’t understand how it worked. He then said that ATC problems in the US wouldn’t affect our arrivals and departures since we’re in Canada.
….OK buddy. Clearly you know more, since you didn’t even know this was happening. My bad. And yeah, US BASED AIRLINE, flights to and from the US. NO WAY US ATC problems could possibly affect us…
Seriously, I wish my colleagues would get their act together sometimes.
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SOMEONE JUST ASKED ME IF I WAS GOING TO HAVE A BABY. CAN I GO AND DIE IN A CORNER NOW?!
