February 2012
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FUCK THE HATERS!
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Help me Flight Attendants!
I remember reading some quote or something or other that was something like “flight attendant, mother, friend, bartender, chef”….etc etc…something like that. I wondered if someone can point me in the direction of where I can find that or something similar. I am after it for a blog post. I suppose I could make up my own, but I would rather use and source the original....
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Shit my profs say...
Math Prof: I hope you all get the chance to fly a four-engine aircraft one day. "Something's wrong with the number three engine!! Aaah, whatever!"
Shit my profs say...
Prof: *telling a story about something that happened to a couple of female students flying IFR.
Douchebag student: Were the girls hot?
Prof: Well yeah. It was like 27, 28 degrees...
Me: That's why you're my favourite.
Guys, Whitney Houston died. :( →
“After the 19th century, the English hated the French. Then 20th century, the...”
– Eddie Izzard (Circle, 2002)
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I am slowly bringing myself up to date on Grey’s Anatomy… am not there yet, but am currently crying like a baby. WTF TV!
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Sooooo… while fiddling around on the stats tools for www.alwayslookingabove.com I noticed that one of the popular search keywords which led people to my website was “flight + attendant + spank”
“spanked + stewardess” was close behind.
Just so we’re clear…it’s not that kind of site, k? :)
jheath replied to your photo: ”You are an...
Actually made me snort with laughter.
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I did a blog entry... just sayin :) Be proud of... →
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Took nyquil by mistake instead of dayquil, and am now at the weekly meeting of Keeners Anonymous, aka IFR groundschool.
Someone needs to give me either a gun or a big fluffy pillow.
“This is your pilot speaking. Welcome to flight one from here to there. We’ll be...”
– Eddie Izzard (via wanderinggermandisciple)
Common Aviation Phrases
pilotwisdom:
The three most common phrases in airline aviation are “Was that for us?” “What’d he say?” and “Oh Shit!” Since computers are now involved in flying, a new one has been added: “What’s it doing now?”
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My Instructor's a Smartass...
Text message edition:
“Hey…who’s number is this? Is this someone who still wants to be a pilot? Maybe she should book some flying lessons….”
Owned. FML.
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Upgrade Me: Career Aptitude →
upgrademe:
I was discussing with my pilots yesterday my interest in flying. My captain was trying to explain to me that it’s super easy and that I should go for it. Then he told me this story he heard from a pilot who was jumpseating on a Southwest flight… The Southwest captain was talking about his two…
Ok…so here’s my two cents on he matter…for whatever it’s...
January 2012
16 posts
Blah.
Have been feeling rather sluggish the past few days. All I want to do is sleep.
Had an apple, two cups of coffee and painted my nails, and am now starting to feel a little better. (I still don’t want to go to IFR groundschool this evening…)
Why do I get the feeling I’m suffering from SAD?
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Unfortunately I didn’t really take many pictures of the airport and airplanes while I was in the airport… I was a little too busy being a little overwhelmed wandering around with my jaw hanging open… O’Hare is INSANE.
Anyways… it occurs to me now that I should really learn how to use the queue? Sorry for spamming your dashboard.
