In November 2009, a self-proclaimed Archaeology Lifer found herself employed as a Flight Attendant. She's not sure how it happened. No one really is. Here's what happened next...

 

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steamdragon:

mmm ebola

Fuck.

I will write about the following. Leave one in my ask box:

Dear person I hate,

Dear person I like,

Dear ex boyfriend,

Dear ex girlfriend,

Dear ex bestfriend,

Dear bestfriend,

Dear Santa,

Dear Mom,

Dear Dad,

Dear future me,

Dear past me,

Dear person I’m jealous of,

Dear person I had a crush on,

Dear [future] girlfriend,

Dear [future] boyfriend,

Dear *anyone*,

This is why you should never, ever get your hopes up. This is why you should see the glass as half empty. So when the whole thing spills, you aren’t as devastated.

Emily Giffin, Something Borrowed (via simply-quotes)

You know, I really really want to like Cowen. I do. But the problem is he just looks so much like my dickbag ex boyfriend that I just want to kick him in the face. It’s really hard for me. 😫

You know, I really really want to like Cowen. I do. But the problem is he just looks so much like my dickbag ex boyfriend that I just want to kick him in the face. It’s really hard for me. 😫

Comment left on a picture of a sun dog cloud on the weather network today made me lol.

Ive seen to much information to call chemtrails fake. In real life too. Far to many trail patterns and trails that last all day long and turn into white haze that blocks out the sun. Is it a world wide conspiracy with every plane and company? No. Many planes seem to act normal. Like they always have. But some are leaving something behind out of the normal. Something they did not used to leave………… If nothing else they are ruining beautiful blue sunny days with ugly white hazy clouds. They did not do this 15 years ago”

Yes, it’s a worldwide aviation conspiracy to clock the sun and ruin your day….

Sometimes I have songs stuck in my head. Other times I have words or phrases circling around in there.

Today the word was “spinster” and it kept going around and around and around.
Spinster. I’m a spinster. That’s what I am. A spinster.

Clearly I am not taking turning 27 terribly well…

Suddenly everyone on facebook is apparently an expert on how radar in aviation works.  I’ve facepalmed so hard someone is going to have to surgically remove my hand from my face.

lostgirlndct:

@sevenfourseven’s 23rd birthday. So she says. @sweetmooooon 💃🎂🎉🎊 (at Whiskey)

People what I love. ❤️

lostgirlndct:

@sevenfourseven’s 23rd birthday. So she says. @sweetmooooon 💃🎂🎉🎊 (at Whiskey)

People what I love. ❤️


mitzi—may:

If you see something like this, DO NOT CALL AN EXTERMINATOR!
Call a beekeeper, they can relocate the hive instead of killing them. Bees are dying at an alarming rate, please do not contribute to that! They are so important for our ecosystem!


I’d fuckin scream my face off, and I’m not even frightened of bees!

mitzi—may:

If you see something like this, DO NOT CALL AN EXTERMINATOR!

Call a beekeeper, they can relocate the hive instead of killing them. Bees are dying at an alarming rate, please do not contribute to that! They are so important for our ecosystem!

I’d fuckin scream my face off, and I’m not even frightened of bees!

(Source: malformalady)