In November 2009, a self-proclaimed Archaeology Lifer found herself employed as a Flight Attendant. She's not sure how it happened. No one really is. Here's what happened next...
Comment left on a picture of a sun dog cloud on the weather network today made me lol.
“Ive seen to much information to call chemtrails fake. In real life too. Far to many trail patterns and trails that last all day long and turn into white haze that blocks out the sun. Is it a world wide conspiracy with every plane and company? No. Many planes seem to act normal. Like they always have. But some are leaving something behind out of the normal. Something they did not used to leave………… If nothing else they are ruining beautiful blue sunny days with ugly white hazy clouds. They did not do this 15 years ago”
Yes, it’s a worldwide aviation conspiracy to clock the sun and ruin your day….
you haven’t felt pain until half of your hockey team is injured.
of a Vancouver Canucks fan
With the publishers of Luongo and Kesler
with an Honourable Mention for Sami Salo
Edited by Chris Pronger
with your number one star marc savard
Forward by Crosby.
Bitch please: sincerely the Ottawa Senators fans.
Flight Attendant: Now listen, I don't want the rest of you to wait for me, because I want to walk alone and cry all the way to my car...
Auctioneer: Perhaps we can frighten away the ghosts of so many years ago with a little illumination.
/LOUDEST FUCKING THEME INTRO YOU'VE EVER HEARD IN YOUR LIFE
Meg: Christine, whoever is your new vocal coach?
Christine: I don't know man
Christine: The fucking rafters
Christine: I legit don't know