In November 2009, a self-proclaimed Archaeology Lifer found herself employed as a Flight Attendant. She's not sure how it happened. No one really is. Here's what happened next...
you haven’t felt pain until half of your hockey team is injured.
of a Vancouver Canucks fan
With the publishers of Luongo and Kesler
with an Honourable Mention for Sami Salo
Edited by Chris Pronger
with your number one star marc savard
Forward by Crosby.
Bitch please: sincerely the Ottawa Senators fans.
Flight Attendant: Now listen, I don't want the rest of you to wait for me, because I want to walk alone and cry all the way to my car...
Auctioneer: Perhaps we can frighten away the ghosts of so many years ago with a little illumination.
/LOUDEST FUCKING THEME INTRO YOU'VE EVER HEARD IN YOUR LIFE
Meg: Christine, whoever is your new vocal coach?
Christine: I don't know man
Christine: The fucking rafters
Christine: I legit don't know
I’d love to see a TAF for this!