In November 2009, a self-proclaimed Archaeology Lifer found herself employed as a Flight Attendant. She's not sure how it happened. No one really is. Here's what happened next...

 

winglets:

ascottm:

airplanesdaily:

fortheloveofflight:

latestfunnystuff:

Funny Stuff | http://bit.ly/RzZBDG

SPEED TAPE

Ryanair ;)

The cargo holds on our Embraers are like 90% speedtape.. little metal bits sticking up everywhere :\

Actually kind of weird they’re taping it off, since the slots in the flaps delay the flow detachment, so by taping off the lift is decreased?

winglets:

ascottm:

airplanesdaily:

fortheloveofflight:

latestfunnystuff:

Funny Stuff | http://bit.ly/RzZBDG

SPEED TAPE

Ryanair ;)

The cargo holds on our Embraers are like 90% speedtape.. little metal bits sticking up everywhere :\

Actually kind of weird they’re taping it off, since the slots in the flaps delay the flow detachment, so by taping off the lift is decreased?

goingtopshelf:

everythingcanadian:

seidsfromtheredline:

andiamnothing:

samisaloslapshot:

everythingcanadian:

bloodybrilliannt:

hockey-nights:

andiamnothing:

you haven’t felt pain until half of your hockey team is injured.

an autobiography 

of a Vancouver Canucks fan

With the publishers of Luongo and Kesler

with an Honourable Mention for Sami Salo

Edited by Chris Pronger

with your number one star marc savard

Forward by Crosby.

Bitch please: sincerely the Ottawa Senators fans. 

Overheard in my office hallway...

Flight Attendant: Now listen, I don't want the rest of you to wait for me, because I want to walk alone and cry all the way to my car...

I made a post on fb that my bra underwire had snapped while I was at work.  This was posted as a response.  Dead.

I made a post on fb that my bra underwire had snapped while I was at work.  This was posted as a response.  Dead.

Auctioneer: Perhaps we can frighten away the ghosts of so many years ago with a little illumination.

/LOUDEST FUCKING THEME INTRO YOU'VE EVER HEARD IN YOUR LIFE

Meg: Christine, whoever is your new vocal coach?

Christine: I don't know man

Christine: The fucking rafters

Christine: I legit don't know

I’d love to see a TAF for this!

all-american-oncest:

fagwizard:

hypnotiqradiance:

dejesusv:

everthorne:

is having a penis weird

like

it just hangs there

occasionally flopping 

girls make it sound so weird omg its not like we think about it all the time

do you all sit there and think about your boobs all the time?

bouncing

actually yes

yes

yeah

basically

serious question are there any other channels in england besides bbc?

bbc two

bbc three

bbc parliament, the height of british entertainment

bbc news 24

I AM 300% DONE

(Source: tonyhawksunderground2)