In November 2009, a self-proclaimed Archaeology Lifer found herself employed as a Flight Attendant. She's not sure how it happened. No one really is. Here's what happened next...

 

fortheloveofflight:

did-you-kno:

Source 

CANADA

Since that’s the only spot by covered in quills… Where the fuck else are they supposed to kiss???

fortheloveofflight:

did-you-kno:

Source 

CANADA

Since that’s the only spot by covered in quills… Where the fuck else are they supposed to kiss???

Comment left on a picture of a sun dog cloud on the weather network today made me lol.

Ive seen to much information to call chemtrails fake. In real life too. Far to many trail patterns and trails that last all day long and turn into white haze that blocks out the sun. Is it a world wide conspiracy with every plane and company? No. Many planes seem to act normal. Like they always have. But some are leaving something behind out of the normal. Something they did not used to leave………… If nothing else they are ruining beautiful blue sunny days with ugly white hazy clouds. They did not do this 15 years ago”

Yes, it’s a worldwide aviation conspiracy to clock the sun and ruin your day….

getsherlockinmybed:

assvengerbootyshorts:

not-safe-for-earth:

The fear in his eyes omg

That look that just says sit the fuck down son, I’m about to tell you a war story.

That is horror in it’s purest form.

(Source: cumberbum)

winglets:

ascottm:

airplanesdaily:

fortheloveofflight:

latestfunnystuff:

Funny Stuff | http://bit.ly/RzZBDG

SPEED TAPE

Ryanair ;)

The cargo holds on our Embraers are like 90% speedtape.. little metal bits sticking up everywhere :\

Actually kind of weird they’re taping it off, since the slots in the flaps delay the flow detachment, so by taping off the lift is decreased?

winglets:

ascottm:

airplanesdaily:

fortheloveofflight:

latestfunnystuff:

Funny Stuff | http://bit.ly/RzZBDG

SPEED TAPE

Ryanair ;)

The cargo holds on our Embraers are like 90% speedtape.. little metal bits sticking up everywhere :\

Actually kind of weird they’re taping it off, since the slots in the flaps delay the flow detachment, so by taping off the lift is decreased?

goingtopshelf:

everythingcanadian:

seidsfromtheredline:

andiamnothing:

samisaloslapshot:

everythingcanadian:

bloodybrilliannt:

hockey-nights:

andiamnothing:

you haven’t felt pain until half of your hockey team is injured.

an autobiography 

of a Vancouver Canucks fan

With the publishers of Luongo and Kesler

with an Honourable Mention for Sami Salo

Edited by Chris Pronger

with your number one star marc savard

Forward by Crosby.

Bitch please: sincerely the Ottawa Senators fans. 

Overheard in my office hallway...

Flight Attendant: Now listen, I don't want the rest of you to wait for me, because I want to walk alone and cry all the way to my car...

I made a post on fb that my bra underwire had snapped while I was at work.  This was posted as a response.  Dead.

I made a post on fb that my bra underwire had snapped while I was at work.  This was posted as a response.  Dead.

Auctioneer: Perhaps we can frighten away the ghosts of so many years ago with a little illumination.

/LOUDEST FUCKING THEME INTRO YOU'VE EVER HEARD IN YOUR LIFE